Filk in reaction to Hail and Farewell.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Ding Dong! The Webb is dead. Which old Webb? The Wicked
Ding Dong! The Wicked Webb is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Webb is dead. He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Webb is dead!
As Commanding Officer of JAG, In the United States of America, I welcome you most regally.
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Is morally, ethic'lly
Undeniably and reliably Dead
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.
Then this is a day of Independence! For Harm and Mac and their descendants!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Webb at last is dead!